Source: Top Rank Marketing

Q: Why couldn’t the marketer sell his baking equipment?
A: He had a leaky funnel.

Q: What’s a pirate’s favorite content format?
A: WebinARRR! (Preferably one that’s B2Sea.)

Q: Why can’t the marketer go to see live musicals anymore?
A: He keeps trying to capture the leads.

Q: Why did the marketer get fired as a tap dancer?
A: She wanted to get paid per click.

Q: What kind of marketing does Dracula do?
A: a-COUNT based marketing!

Q: Why did the woman dump her marketer boyfriend?
A: Lack of engagement.

Q: Why did the marketer burn his initials into a leather jacket?
A: He was working on his personal brand.

Q: What do black hat SEOs put in their Thanksgiving turkey?
A: Keyword stuffing!

Q: Knock, knock!
A: Who’s there?
Q: Remarketing!
A: Remarketing, who?

Q: Knock, knock!
A: Who’s there?
Q: Remarketing!

Q: Did you hear about the email marketer who started an ape breeding business?
A: He failed because all he had were MailChimps.

Q: Why did the social media marketer get kicked out of the bowling alley?
A: She kept trying to sponsor the pins!

Q: What do you call a cow with a blog post stamped on its skin?
A: Branded content!

Q: Why should you never get sushi with a marketer?
A: They insist on showing pre-roll ads.

Q: Did you hear about the new tactic where you co-create content with ill celebrities?
A: It’s called influenza marketing. It’s really going viral.

Did you hear about the marketer who imitates celebrities? He’s quite the bargain. He only charges per thousand impressions.

Q: Knock, knock!
A: Who’s there?
Q: A/B testing!
A: A/B testing, who?
Q: Would this joke be funnier if it were about screwing in a light bulb?

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