Newsroom calls transcribed from the News Shopper 29 December 2010: Elderly lady: I would like you to write a story about the funny-shaped clouds in the sky today. Have a look out of the window, they are really straight.NewsShopper: I am looking at them and they look like normal clouds Read more…
I was in the off-licence the other day, stocking up on wine and chocolate. By the till was a Christmas-wrapped box for tips. I’ve never tipped the offy staff before, but it was labelled ‘Bigger tippers make better lovers’. So did I leave a tip this time? You betcha!
Q. What’s the first thing you do after you touch a ‘germy’ soap dispenser?A. Wash your hands! This silly product is a solution without a problem.
Read the guest post I wrote for Birds on the Blog
Gold Blend revisits the relationship theme of its classic ads from the ’80s. In keeping with the times, they’ve sexed it up a bit. Although, in my view, it’s not a patch on the original series. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meJDrMW6mns
The clue is in the word CHRISTmas. I was in a local toy shop recently when someone asked for an advent calendar featuring the nativity. There were advent calendars with Thomas the Tank Engine, Bob the Builder and fluffy puppy dogs. But the shop-keeper said: “Sorry, we haven’t got any with Read more…