Where's the apostrophe in Hells Angels? 🏍 #QI pic.twitter.com/wIuTvCnx3G — BBC Two (@BBCTwo) November 11, 2017 Categories: Wordy humour 3 Comments Bob · March 28, 2018 at 5:05 pm When I become supreme leader of the English speaking world, my first order shall be that henceforth and hereafter the apostrophe is to be dropped from all English spelling. I get so tired of seeing it misused that I’d rather never see it again, than see one more example of banana’s or trouser’s, or even trou’sers. My second order shall be that nouns which end in y shall be pluralised as ys. Hence cherrys. My third order will be that the future indicative of to be will use will throughout, and the subjunctive will use shall throughout. No more of this dumb swapping over of will and shall in the first person. Jackie · March 28, 2018 at 5:11 pm Yay! Bob for supreme leader of the English-speaking world! Bob · March 28, 2018 at 8:39 pm So that’s one down, just another 509,999,999 more people to persuade. Simples! Comments are closed.