Elaborate adjectives can add a certain something to dull scripts. But there are two new ‘flavours’ in the Herbal Essences range that I just can’t take seriously:

Playful pink coral flower’


Wicked white nectarine’.

What poppycock.

They say it’s ‘Uplifting hair that defies Gravity’. I say it’s Adjectives that defy Rationality.

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