Elaborate adjectives can add a certain something to dull scripts. But there are two new ‘flavours’ in the Herbal Essences range that I just can’t take seriously:
‘Playful pink coral flower’
and
‘Wicked white nectarine’.
What poppycock.
They say it’s ‘Uplifting hair that defies Gravity’. I say it’s Adjectives that defy Rationality.