The bandage was wound about the wound.

The farm was used to produce produce.

The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

I did not object to the object.

The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row

The buck does funny things when the does are present.

To help with planting the farmer taught his sow to sow.

Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which 
aren’t sweet, are meat.

English was invented by people not by computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all.

That is why when the stars are out they are visible, but when the lights 
are out they are invisible.

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