I’ve spotted a new ad on my TV.

A queue of people line up along a line. The VO says ‘Form a line for Formoline. Formoline.co.uk.’

OK, so the most wanted response is to visit the website. But there’s no clue in the ad about what you’ll find when you get there. So that you don’t have to do it, I have visited the website for you.

It’s about weight loss.

There you are, you don’t have to waste electrons now!

Don’t say I never give you anything.

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