I halve a spelling checker
It came with my pea see
It plainly marks four my revue
Mistakes I dew knot sea

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait aweigh

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the era rite
Its rarely ever wrong

I’ve scent this massage threw it
And I’m shore your pleased too no
Its letter prefect in every weigh
My checker tolled me sew

(Original sauce unknown)

Categories: Wordy humour

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