How to speak Essix

INNIT Isn’t it
EFTY Considerable “Ere, Trace, this credit card bill’s a bit efty”
EJOG A small, spiky animal (hedgehog)
FINGY A person or object whose name doesn’t come to mind. “I ad it off wiv fingy last night” (thingy)
FONG Skimpy undergarment (thong)
HAITCH Letter of the alphabet between G and I
ALRITE DARLING Hello miss
LEVVA Material made from the skin of an animal
PACIFIC Specific
ROOFLESS Without compassion
SAWTED Done, arranged, resolved (sorted)
WANNED UP Tense e.g. “I’m all wanned up at the moment”
WELFIE Rich (wealthy)
SAFF South
FARRRRRRK OOUFF Go away!
GAF House
WEBBATS Querying the location (whereabouts)
CORT A PANDA A rather large hamburger (quarter pounder)
AWSS Horse
BRANNA “Ere, Trace, ya look branna today, ave you been on sunbed?”

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